I walked into the theatre and was waiting to get the attention of the box office so I could get buzzed in. A lady on the queue in front of me turns around and asks me, "Is this the line for returns?"
Me: I have no idea.
Lady: Are you looking for tickets?
Me: No, I've seen it already.
Lady: Is it worth it?
Me: Of course, it's the best show on Broadway!
At this point, the box office sees me and buzzes me in and the lady looks astonished that I work here.