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Apparently the truth is stranger than fiction. I have ripped up three pages of my history textbook already, because the truth is now becoming like failed answers on a history test. Here are four recent examples:

1. Where is Richard III?
Answer: Buried under a car park.

2. Who was Jack the Ripper?
Answer: An immigrant.

3. What caused the outbreak of the Black Death?
Answer: Gerbils.

4. What was the purpose of the pyramids?
Answer: They were an electric power source.

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