This is from an orbital floor and maxilla skull fracture.
Here is what *really* happened:
--he hit his head after eating soul toast and it was my fault because he wanted stove top
--^^ or we say 'five way sex gets confusing'. and just giggle
--maybe i dye my hair red and his eyes burned because he looked before i was finished
--howbout 'won a staring contest with Nosferatu'
--despite what you may think, nobody wins in a wasabi eating contest... points to eye
--howbout 'overusing jedi mind tricks'
--saw a sailboat where there was no sailboat?
--this is what happens when one stares at a solar eclipse and the skin grew back over one's eyeballs...booby-trapped sun!
--first day with the new laser pinky
--why one shouldn't run with scissors
In all seriousness, his eye may or not become normal. Anyway, it is important that laughter is the best medicine and suchlike.