'If you're looking for good time, look no further than Club Spark. Created by that famous transvestite hermaphrodite lesbian, Summer Funn--with two "n"s and located on the Staten Island ferry. This club has everything: daytrippers, weekenders, snowbirds, yearly vacationers, and awe struck tourists. And look, over there! It's a human wine cooler at the VIP table---it's that thing where you take a midget, put ice in his pants and then stick a wine bottle down there...'
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