"Don't say there's nothing to do in the doldrums... it's just not true"
Today was a wierd day at the library. There's apparently homeless drunk men that sleep here. I've never noticed before, because I stay in a quiet corner. Anyway, one of these people came in, took a paper, and fell asleep in one of their awful plastic chairs. The librarian thought he was dead. The paramedics were called and it was found out he had dangerously low blood sugar and blood pressure. It's amazing he even got into the library! I'm glad there are awesome librarians that work for the New York Public Library, otherwise things could get worse here!