1. Don't try sneaking in around the ushers.
2. Don't buy your ticket with your credit card, we can totally read your name on it!
3. Don't have your own personal body guard, unless you're a public political figure.
That's it! Very, very simple.
Also, last night Jason Beeber (am I spelling that right) was on SNL. The newest kid that is swooned by tweens.
Back in my day our boy bands had 5 members: New Kids on the Block, Backstreet Boys, 'NSYNC...
You had your pick of which boy you liked, which boy sang the best, danced the best, etc.
This kid does not have the skillz to last through his puberty.
If he hurries, there still may be a spot for him at Billy Elliot!