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Two humourous theatre things...

1. Overheard at the Jewtopia Theatre:
House Manager: Where's the concessions?!!!
Assistant House Manager: Over there...We ate your Jews.

2. At the Longacre:
The House Manager held the show after intermission and called someone's name in the audience. He wanted to return her Credit Card.
...Ok this one isn't as funny...but it's still cool...



3. At a Laundromat in the Village:
I saw Voltaire doing his laundry. Yeah...that's really it. He washes some interesting things too...yeah...that's all.

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superduckie
Jul. 16th, 2005 01:27 pm (UTC)
Jews are yummy
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