I am the universe. I encompass everything and have been around forever.
I have decided, on a lark, to follow the confines of human time, an invention based upon natural occurances, such as the movement of the planets, sun, and moon, and harvest time, eventually spawning into a man-made 24-hour clock with man-made zones across one tiny planet in my ever growing universe: Earth.
So, being the awesome universe that I am, I have decided to not only follow human time, but also follow ideas based on a historical-mythological text, literally and figuratively, and rain down 24 earthquakes in 24 hours, in 24 different areas of Earth on 21 May 2011 CE.
Why am I doing this? Because, being the universe and encompassing everything, I declare it to be my personal own April Fools' Day. Har De Har Squared.
Does this make sense? Chaos Theorists probably think so, being an infinite number of myself, one of me is sure to make this come true. Eventually. At some point.... and if you throw pieces of a clock off the event horizon of a black hole, it will come back, not only put together, but when it is happy: 10:10.