A Nonny Moose (clandestiny) wrote,
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Legally Blonde, the musical, movie, book, parody script

I saw the Legally Blonde musical, which prompted me to rent the film.
Overall, the musical did an extremely better job than the film, except in one aspect: Victor Garber.
He is amazing as a lawyer character and should've been asked to reprise his role in the stage production, as we all know that he can sing. Otherwise, musical is much better.

But that's not why I'm posting. It's that I also read the Broadway Abridged Script of the musical. It was all right, but the ending of the script was so damn hilarious that I'm going to repost it for you now:

SCENE: A PUPPET IN AN ENGLISH SMOKING JACKET AND ASCOT.


ALISTAIR COOKIE
(really just Cookie Monster
trying his best to look like
Alistair Cooke)
So end Legally Blonde. Popular movie about it be legal to be
blonde. Me digress. There you have it. This Alistar
Cookie, saying goodnight for Monsterpiece Theater.


Alistair Cookie eats his pipe, and then
the screen.


BLACKOUT.


N.B. If you've never read a Broadway Abridged Script before, you may not know why this funny, but it is. He gets Cookie Monster to a 'T'.
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