More Good News: My boobs have not gotten smaller.
More Good News: My 5" platforms kick ass!!!...and I can theoretically wear them to work.
Bad News: My lower back really hurts...and I'm not really sure if it's from the boots, the boobs, or both.
More Bad News: I trip once a day in the boots, and when it happened at work last night, I got banned from wearing them.
Good News: My chiropracter is back!! (pun intended)